‘Twas the blog before Christmas and throughout our staff
Analysts were separating wheat from the chaff
We listened to Cramer (who sounds so serene)
While gigabytes of spreadsheets danced on our screens
With equities swooning and bitcoin’s collapse
Recovering hedgies are risking relapse
And wealth managers nestled at home with a beer
In hopes that a Santa-rally soon would appear
As midtown Manhattan glistened with snow
You could almost forget fees had fallen so low
But regardless of struggles, this is still a great biz
So enjoy your Christmas with our RIA quiz!
Merry Christmas! We will be back in January.